I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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