and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
