Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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