he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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