____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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