Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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