he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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