Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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