So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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