Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize
