I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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