i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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