I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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