just come out here and I will go home with you...
her vagine was all disorganized.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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