Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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