I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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