'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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