I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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