Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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