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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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