Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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