So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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