you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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