May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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