it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Randomize
