real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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