Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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