so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
