So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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