She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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