actually, I'm a sock model
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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