I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
