Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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