Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
did you just send me my own nude
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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