i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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