The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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