Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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