she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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