brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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