I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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