I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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