Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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