If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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