Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Randomize
