we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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