would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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