Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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