Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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