I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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