If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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