god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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