it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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