Your tits are I can't wait for
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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