Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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