I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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