The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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